Because we could, could, could.
In the heyday of Kings Cross, there was one place that really put it on the map - a famed club where the bourgeoisie and the bogans would party like it was 1899. That club was the Moulin Beige, and you’re invited to the (Xmas) party of the year.
Trevor Ashley stars as Satôn, the one they call the rough diamond. As the greatest star of the Beige, she and the infamous club-owner Astrid Zeneca (Carlotta) would delight audiences with a heady mix of booze, pills, and way too many medleys. But the club is in financial dire straits - Colonial developers want to close it down and build apartment blocks (whatever THEY are)!?
Will the Duke (of York) save the joint, and become an investor in their business? Or is he just a dirty old sleaze who doesn’t sweat?
Enter You-in McGregor, a young bogan from Brisbane who falls madly for Satôn. Will he even get past the ferocious bouncer, Moulin Brando? Will Satón give up her gig for love?
In a madcap adults-only panto from the sick minds of Trevor Ashley and Phil Scott, come and join the fun in this satirical twist on a beloved Dickensian tale, as Satôn is visited by clients past, present and emerging.
Expect plenty of Youth! Booty! Free Wifi! And laughs!
Image credit: John McRae
Writers Trevor Ashley and Phil Scott
Director Trevor Ashley
Producer Trevor Ashley
Cast Trevor Ashley, Carlotta, Stephen Madsen, Jakob Ambrose, Jarrod Moore
Choreography Rhys Bobridge
Costumes Angie White
Lighting Design Sam Wylie
We are a registered COVID-Safe business with measures in place to make your next Seymour visit safe and enjoyable. You can find out more about our safety measures here, and we will also send safety information directly to you prior to your visit. To ensure we can reach you, we recommend checking that your contact information is up to date.
Reginald Theatre
Thu 1 Dec | 7:30pm |
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Fri 2 Dec | 7:30pm |
Sat 3 Dec | 5pm, 8:30pm |
Sun 4 Dec | 5:30pm |
Mon 5 Dec | 7pm |
Wed 7 Dec | 7:30pm |
Thu 8 Dec | 7:30pm |
Fri 9 Dec | 7:30pm |
Sat 10 Dec | 5pm, 8:30pm |
Sun 11 Dec | 5:30pm |
Wed 14 Dec | 7:30pm |
Thu 15 Dec | 7:30pm |
Fri 16 Dec | 7:30pm |
Sat 17 Dec | 5pm, 8:30pm |
Sun 18 Dec | 5:30pm |
Tue 20 Dec | 7:30pm |
Wed 21 Dec | 7:30pm |
120 minutes (including interval). Partial lockout applies.
Full | $76 |
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Table of Four | $342 |
$6 transaction fee applies.
Restricted to audiences 18+. Contains drug use, coarse language, adult themes, sexual references, sex scenes, haze smoke, loud or sudden sounds, strobe lighting, and use of prop weapons. Photography prohibited.
The only authorised ticket seller for this event is Seymour Centre. If you purchase from an unauthorised seller, you risk that your tickets may be fake or invalid.
Reginald Theatre
Thu 1 Dec | 7:30pm |
---|---|
Fri 2 Dec | 7:30pm |
Sat 3 Dec | 5pm, 8:30pm |
Sun 4 Dec | 5:30pm |
Mon 5 Dec | 7pm |
Wed 7 Dec | 7:30pm |
Thu 8 Dec | 7:30pm |
Fri 9 Dec | 7:30pm |
Sat 10 Dec | 5pm, 8:30pm |
Sun 11 Dec | 5:30pm |
Wed 14 Dec | 7:30pm |
Thu 15 Dec | 7:30pm |
Fri 16 Dec | 7:30pm |
Sat 17 Dec | 5pm, 8:30pm |
Sun 18 Dec | 5:30pm |
Tue 20 Dec | 7:30pm |
Wed 21 Dec | 7:30pm |
120 minutes (including interval). Partial lockout applies.
Full | $76 |
---|---|
Table of Four | $342 |
$6 transaction fee applies.
Restricted to audiences 18+. Contains drug use, coarse language, adult themes, sexual references, sex scenes, haze smoke, loud or sudden sounds, strobe lighting, and use of prop weapons. Photography prohibited.
The only authorised ticket seller for this event is Seymour Centre. If you purchase from an unauthorised seller, you risk that your tickets may be fake or invalid.
Writers Trevor Ashley and Phil Scott
Director Trevor Ashley
Producer Trevor Ashley
Cast Trevor Ashley, Carlotta, Stephen Madsen, Jakob Ambrose, Jarrod Moore
Choreography Rhys Bobridge
Costumes Angie White
Lighting Design Sam Wylie
We are a registered COVID-Safe business with measures in place to make your next Seymour visit safe and enjoyable. You can find out more about our safety measures here, and we will also send safety information directly to you prior to your visit. To ensure we can reach you, we recommend checking that your contact information is up to date.
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