Seymour Centre presents
Featuring a poop-load of puns, silly slapstick sight gags, and a splash of improvisational idiocy, 110% Ready sees Melbourne’s masters of mirth do what they do best for 55 solid minutes of full school-yard lols.
This brand-new show is all about the joys of the average morning routine: sleeping through the alarm, not having any milk, fishing dirty clothes out of the hamper, burning the toast, and then finding the front door is glued shut, the shower won’t switch off, and the house is filling with water.
If you and your students are ready for the most hilarious time, then The Listies are 110% Ready to blow your socks off!
Image credit: Andrew Wuttke
★★★★1/2 "... An hour of rambunctious fun so clever, and so perfectly attuned to its audience, it wouldn’t surprise me if The Listies became the first children’s comedy act to win top gong at the Melbourne Comedy Festival."Cameron Woodhead, The Age
"If your kids have never been to the theatre before, do them a favour and make this their first experience. It’s something they will never forget."The Scotsman
Writers and Performers Matt Kelly and Rich Higgins
Director Mish Gregor
Music and Lyrics The Listies and Ryan Ritchie
Lighting Design El Edie
Video Graphics Emma Valente
Sound Design Iva Lottagas
Tickets
$24 per student. One teacher free per 10 students; $24 for each additional teacher.
Payment
Find out how our school bookings process works. Full payment for this event is due by 15 May 2025.
From 12 Jun 2025, if you are a teacher trying to make a school booking for this event, please contact our Box Office staff directly via phone 02 7255 1561 or email schoolbookings@seymour.sydney.edu.au
Curriculum links
Suitable for students in years K - 6:
Early Stage 1 Creative Arts, English
Stage 1 Creative Arts, English
Stage 2 Creative Arts, English
Stage 3 Creative Arts, English
Detailed curriculum links can be found here.
Resources
Brain High Five colouring in sheet
ROFL colouring in sheet
Poo Castle colouring in sheet
Poo colouring in sheet
Your visit
Find out how to get here, where to eat and when to arrive.
Find out about our COVID-Safe measures.
Risk assessment
Find our 2025 risk assessment information here.
Suitable for students in years K - 6:
Early Stage 1 Creative Arts, English
Stage 1 Creative Arts, English
Stage 2 Creative Arts, English
Stage 3 Creative Arts, English
York Theatre
| Thu 26 Jun | 10am, 12:30pm |
|---|---|
| Fri 27 Jun | 10am, 12:30pm |
Approximately 55 minutes with no interval.
| School Student | $24 |
|---|---|
| Teacher | $24 |
| Full | $34 |
| Concession (Full-Time Student, Senior, Pensioner)* | $30 |
$6 transaction fee applies for general public bookings. No transaction fee applies for school bookings.
One teacher free per 10 students; $24 for each additional teacher.
*Please be prepared to present corresponding ID at your event if requested by our staff. Read more.
Recommended for ages 4+. Contains haze smoke, loud or sudden noises and lasers. Filming and photography strictly prohibited.
Infants are not permitted to sit on a guardian's lap free of charge. All children below 12 years must be accompanied by a parent or guardian into the theatre. Children 13 years or over can attend performances unaccompanied, however, the venue cannot take responsibility for their safety.
The only authorised ticket seller for this event is Seymour Centre. If you purchase from an unauthorised seller, you risk that your tickets may be fake or invalid.
Suitable for students in years K - 6:
Early Stage 1 Creative Arts, English
Stage 1 Creative Arts, English
Stage 2 Creative Arts, English
Stage 3 Creative Arts, English
York Theatre
| Thu 26 Jun | 10am, 12:30pm |
|---|---|
| Fri 27 Jun | 10am, 12:30pm |
Approximately 55 minutes with no interval.
| School Student | $24 |
|---|---|
| Teacher | $24 |
| Full | $34 |
| Concession (Full-Time Student, Senior, Pensioner)* | $30 |
$6 transaction fee applies for general public bookings. No transaction fee applies for school bookings.
One teacher free per 10 students; $24 for each additional teacher.
*Please be prepared to present corresponding ID at your event if requested by our staff. Read more.
Recommended for ages 4+. Contains haze smoke, loud or sudden noises and lasers. Filming and photography strictly prohibited.
Infants are not permitted to sit on a guardian's lap free of charge. All children below 12 years must be accompanied by a parent or guardian into the theatre. Children 13 years or over can attend performances unaccompanied, however, the venue cannot take responsibility for their safety.
The only authorised ticket seller for this event is Seymour Centre. If you purchase from an unauthorised seller, you risk that your tickets may be fake or invalid.
Writers and Performers Matt Kelly and Rich Higgins
Director Mish Gregor
Music and Lyrics The Listies and Ryan Ritchie
Lighting Design El Edie
Video Graphics Emma Valente
Sound Design Iva Lottagas
Tickets
$24 per student. One teacher free per 10 students; $24 for each additional teacher.
Payment
Find out how our school bookings process works. Full payment for this event is due by 15 May 2025.
From 12 Jun 2025, if you are a teacher trying to make a school booking for this event, please contact our Box Office staff directly via phone 02 7255 1561 or email schoolbookings@seymour.sydney.edu.au
Curriculum links
Suitable for students in years K - 6:
Early Stage 1 Creative Arts, English
Stage 1 Creative Arts, English
Stage 2 Creative Arts, English
Stage 3 Creative Arts, English
Detailed curriculum links can be found here.
Resources
Brain High Five colouring in sheet
ROFL colouring in sheet
Poo Castle colouring in sheet
Poo colouring in sheet
Your visit
Find out how to get here, where to eat and when to arrive.
Find out about our COVID-Safe measures.
Risk assessment
Find our 2025 risk assessment information here.